THE YOUTH of TODAY. You must be wondering what did I just do there. I opened up with something that was neither a sentence nor a statement. It’s confusing now isn’t it, just like the youth of today. Each time I see a 17 year old kid with his skinny jeans squeezing the oxygen out of his b*wls and hair impairing his vision I feel like asking him “Why so emo bro?”. And yeah, I feel like head kicking him too. These kids are more stoned than my grandma after 10 shots of Jose Cuervo at a Christmas eve party, which makes this video even more amazing.