THE YOUTH of TODAY. You must be wondering what did I just do there. I opened up with something that was neither a sentence nor a statement. It’s confusing now isn’t it, just like the youth of today. Each time I see a 17 year old kid with his skinny jeans squeezing the oxygen out of his b*wls and hair impairing his vision I feel like asking him “Why so emo bro?”. And yeah, I feel like head kicking him too. These kids are more stoned than my grandma after 10 shots of Jose Cuervo at a Christmas eve party, which makes this video even more amazing.
What you will see in this video is perhaps the greatest submission in street MMA history (mad props to our boys at Middleeasy). While these emo kids might never be much contribution to society, this emo kid snaps on a submission so cool, even the Great Muta would be impressed.
In fact, I see a Gracie Breakdown coming soon.
So sit back, relax and watch the first documented evidence of the Emoplata.
January 17, 2013 at 11:44 am
looks like a bow and arrow kinda move from pro wrestling.
January 17, 2013 at 12:29 pm
It’s a freaking LUCHALIBRE MOVE!
January 19, 2013 at 12:40 pm
kid, it’s lucha libre. not luchalibre.
April 9, 2013 at 12:54 pm
THX for sharing. http://youtu.be/XO7FhqyNZuo